Topic on Talk:An Undisclosed Location

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These are things that have been sitting on the internal loredoc for some time but never got pushed to the wiki for some reason. To wit:

Refreshments: (addition) The two main refreshment stands are called Counter Intelligence and Counter Espionage, but there are probably more.

Trash Cans: There are a large number of trash cans. All are labeled "Dead Drop". They make loud banging or whistling noises when disturbed or, apparently, at the mere approach of Chorby Soul. There are rumors that the trash is being used to investigate the Monitor's new concessions. You can of course opt out of this hypothetical nonexistent investigation by disposing of your trash in an incineration chute instead.

Clubrooms: Home and away team rooms are accessible via doors with iris scanners, and also air ducts. Lockers are accessible by fingerprint, such that you can open any random one you want and it will have your stuff in it. Nobody can tell exactly how many shower stalls there are (probably a lot, though). Food is only available in unlabeled packages, but it is always exactly what you want. The Spies have a door to HQ in their home room, but they insist that HQ and the stadium are not in the same place.

FAQ: An in-universe document.

  • The name of the stadium is too classified for anyone to know what it is.
  • The stadium is heavily soundproofed and filled with cardboard cut-outs in the seats. Different parts have different architecture. The weather within does not match Houston weather. There is no "outside".
  • The stadium can be accessed through a variety of means; the author of the FAQ suggests a Nordstrom's dressing room.
  • You might find encoded messages stuffed into your belongings.
  • You might be randomly asked to provide a secret code phrase, identify people from photographs, salute, etc. There are no wrong answers, because this is in fact used to generate code phrases, cover names, and suchlike.