The 'Woe Moss Faun' Famous Owens is a mossy faun residing in Tartarus who has been playing blaseball, so they claim, since before the sport was invented. A theatrical individual with a penchant for melodramatically flinging themself about as soon as anything remotely inconveniences them, their team begrudgingly tolerates Famous due to their unerring knowledge of any party within a ten mile radius. Their team regrets this decision whenever Famous shows up nursing a hangover and/or decides that 'it's too lit' for them to pitch normally.
- Supposedly Famous was close in some regard to Yazmin Mason, but they go uncharacteristically tight-lipped whenever the deer pitcher is brought up.
