Topic on Talk:Aldon Cashmoney

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The Tigers' fans name for the scheme they hatched to attempt to save Aldon from vaulting. Although the fans' will executed as it should, the players were unable to retrieve Aldon, instead returning with Aldon Cashmoney II the replica. No Tiger has disclosed the details of exactly what happened, proving tight-lipped on the whole affair.

  • Prior to vis vaulting, Aldon tried to play up vis no cares in the world attitude, showing ever more affection to vis friends and teammates to attempt to create some good memories and leave no regrets, showing vis generosity to the fullest until the time came.
  • To this end, Aldon placed much of vis wealth in trust with Hades, who holds it 'until ve returns'. Aldon's replicas have vis blessing to partake of the Cashmoney fortune as much as they would like.
  • Nicholas Mora has attempted to embezzle the fortune on a number of occasions, claiming that he requires 'better drip' due to his shoes breaking all of the time. Hades sees him coming a mile off every time he tries.