Topic on Talk:Mordecai Kingbird

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Posting this here because I wasn't sure if it was a big enough change to warrant being on the talk page or not: I'd like to add a choose function that determines how Mordecai feels about the Garages. Here are the options:
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Posting this here because I wasn't sure if it was a big enough change to warrant being on the talk page or not: I'd like to add a choose function that determines how Mordecai feels about the Garages. Here are the options, hosted on a google doc to preserve the markup and keep it readable:
  
<nowiki> <choose unchached="">
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<option> That being said, pri is a very big fan of the Garages and aspires to one day perform with them.  
 
However, listening to his music...he still has a long way to go before that dream can become a reality. </option>
 
 
 
<option> Kingbird himself hates the Garages, and if prompted, will go on long rants about how they're all sellouts. </option>
 
 
 
<option> Kingbird insists that comparisons to the Garages are unfair, stating that "It's like apples to o'rangers, dude. We're a punk band, not a parking structure."</option>
 
 
 
<option> That being said, Kingbird is a very big fan of the Garages, though pri has reportedly been quite critical of the era where they, according to him, "sung about how sad their murder spree made them." </option>
 
<option> Kingbird hates the Garages for reasons he refuses to elaborate on, but is reportedly a fan of the Jazz Hands Band. </option>
 
 
 
<option> Kingbird is a very big fan of the Garages, and has been open about how pri "wanted to be a Garages pitcher" when pri grew up. </option>
 
 
 
<option> That being said, pri is a very big fan of the Garages (except Mike Townsend) and aspires to one day perform with them (except Mike Townsend). However, listening to his music...he still has a long way to go before that dream can become a reality. </option>
 
 
 
<option> Kingbird is a huge fan of Garages, but is quite critical of the amount of space and infrastructure that is dedicated to cars in modern society. </option>
 
 
 
<option> Pri thinks the Garages are "pretty neat" and is flattered by the comparison. </option> </nowiki>