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===Background===
 
===Background===
Jacoby Podcast is a member of the species ''Coenobita compressus,'' also known as the Ecuadorian hermit crab or the Pacific hermit crab. In order to pitch, they sit atop a pitching machine, but not that [[Pitching Machine|pitching machine]]. It's a different pitching machine. Podcast picked their last name on the mistaken belief that it was a nautical term, though they have no desire to change it, as Podcast thing podcasts are "pretty neat."
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Jacoby Podcast is a member of the species ''Coenobita compressus,'' also known as the Ecuadorian hermit crab or the Pacific hermit crab. In order to pitch, they sit atop a pitching machine, but not that [[Pitching Machine|pitching machine]]. It's a different pitching machine. Podcast picked their last name on the mistaken belief that it was a nautical term, though they have no desire to change it, as Podcast thinks podcasts are "pretty neat."
  
 
Despite the fact that ''C. compressus'' is normally found on the western coast of South America, Podcast claims to be a Baltimore native. Podcast has been accused of fabricating their history for "crab clout," with many alleging that they are actually from the Appalachia region. They have denied this, insisting that they were born and raised in Maryland, and that they don't even know what a mountain is. Podcast has been the prime suspect in at least one [[Bevan Underbuck|missing persons incident]], though the case against them was dropped due to lack of evidence.
 
Despite the fact that ''C. compressus'' is normally found on the western coast of South America, Podcast claims to be a Baltimore native. Podcast has been accused of fabricating their history for "crab clout," with many alleging that they are actually from the Appalachia region. They have denied this, insisting that they were born and raised in Maryland, and that they don't even know what a mountain is. Podcast has been the prime suspect in at least one [[Bevan Underbuck|missing persons incident]], though the case against them was dropped due to lack of evidence.