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The Piep Organ
 
The Piep Organ
  
The Oven has the world's only surviving steam powered organ, which is hooked up to the exhaust of all the ovens in Philadelphia, known as the Piep Organ. The organist is Arnold Ringrust, a musician of middling-at-best talent though he has the job for life as he is the only person willing to risk playing the infernal thing. He's managed to get away with only minor scaldings and the loss of a kidney. He was given the name Phantom of the Oven by [[Lang Richardson]], who believes it to be his real name and is constantly attempting to find the Organ, but never can, because it's in the one place he would never look. Arnold, for his part, hates the nickname but can't seem to shake it off. He's also fed up with Lang repeatedly accusing him of sabotaging The Oven and demanding special seating, yet HR won't do anything about it.  Ringrust also receives free concessions, which are delivered by a pulley-lift system that seems to defy the laws of physical space and time.
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The Oven has the world's only surviving steam powered organ, which is hooked up to the exhaust of all the ovens in Philadelphia, known as the Piep Organ. The organist is Arnold Ringrust, a musician of middling-at-best talent though he has the job for life as he is the only person willing to risk playing the infernal thing. He's managed to get away with only minor scaldings and the loss of a kidney. He was given the name Phantom of the Oven by [[Lang Richardson]], who believes it to be his real name and is constantly attempting to find the Organ, but never can, because it's in the one place he would never look. Arnold, for his part, hates the nickname but can't seem to shake it off. He is reportedly also "fed up with [Richardson] repeatedly accusing [him] of sabotaging The Oven and demanding special seating", though the Pies' HR department has done nothing to resolve the complaint.  Ringrust also receives free concessions, which are delivered by a pulley-lift system that seems to defy the laws of physical space and time.
  
 
Renovations and Natural Formations
 
Renovations and Natural Formations