Topic on Talk:Tiana Wheeler

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This is a potential IRM or addition to the main/currently only IRM for the events of season 17 & the election, post-redaction. I wrote this as an IRM but it could honestly work on its own or as an update. The Mints have a shared lore joke that all players on the Mints have failed the bar exam. Of course since Tiana was pulled out of the shadows and immediately recruited to the Magic due to the Strange Attractor blessing, I wanted to play in the space that she had failed but also passed. According to the Mints I talked to, is important that all Breath Mints players fail the bar at least once.

During the time between the end of s16 and s17 day 92, Tiana Wheeler took the bar exam, however due to the ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ of being Redacted, Tiana was not given appropriate accommodations for its verbalflux nature and unfortunately failed. When it emerged onto the field of Yellowstone National Ballpark on day 92, the failure to pass the bar led to it being Attracted to the Kansas City Breath Mints' shadows, being batted home by Marco Stink. While in the Mints shadows, Tiana was able to make its needs known to her new teammates and fellow shadows and prepared to take the bar again, this time with proper accommodations. At the time of elections they were informed that she had once again failed the bar and were welcomed onto the Mints active roster with understanding and open arms, in the process slam dunking vampire and cricket player, Marquez Clark, back into the shadows. This was due to its uppy downy nature as an avatar of Yellowstone National Parkpark and the fact that when one comes out another must retreat. However it was not to be. As she was greeting her new teammates properly for the first time, they were informed that there had been a miscommunication and she had actually passed the bar exam. Upon learning of this, Max Betmint forced it to leave the team as no player for the Mints is allowed to practice law for fear that they may discover the mass amounts of tax fraud that Betmint commits regularly. Tiana was cleared by the ILB to return to her former team, the Yellowstone Magic, where they are excited to put their new law knowledge to good use advocating for environmental protections in Yellowstone National Parkpark.