Topic on Talk:Melton Telephone
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I think you could fix it by making it a new paragraph.
"One day, when Alf Merlinmeyer misdialed a call for backup, Melton answered. Charmed by the young dryad's enthusiasm, Merlinmeyer signed them to the team on the spot."
(I would continue but that would require me typing out a riverdale reference with my own hands and I can't bring myself to do it. /lh)