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'''Background'''
 
'''Background'''
  
The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the NTSB report on what was known as [[The Reinisch Event]]. An earth moving machine was stopped from rampaging through downtown Topeka. It appeared to be piloted remotely, and had a manifesto inside that called for the entire state of Kansas to be made perfectly flat, geographically speaking, creating a 300 ft cliff next to Kansas City. The machine appeared to be welded together with random parts. Many engineers and mechanics have studied the machine and none can explain how it was able to start, let alone run for such a long time. Wichita was not found, but a warrant for her arrest is still active.
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The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the NTSB report on what was known as [[The Reinisch Event]]. An earth moving machine was stopped from rampaging through downtown Topeka. It appeared to be piloted remotely, and had a manifesto inside that called for the entire state of Kansas to be made perfectly flat, geographically speaking, creating a 900 ft cliff running through Kansas City. The machine appeared to be welded together with random parts. Many engineers and mechanics have studied the machine and none can explain how it was able to start, let alone run for such a long time. Wichita was not found, but a warrant for her arrest is still active.
  
 
'''Joining the Wild Wings'''
 
'''Joining the Wild Wings'''