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Proposed Silvaire IRM

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Prior to joining the Tokyo Lift via the shadows, the infamous international art thief Silvaire Semiquaver was wanted in a half dozen countries for theft of various paintings, sculptures, and other historical artifacts, while simultaneously being celebrated in a dozen more for returning said historical artifacts to their country of origin. Authorities are currently asking for assistance in navigating the ILB’s multitude of regulations and loopholes currently preventing Semiquaver’s arrest.

Due to her general secrecy and avoidance of the public eye, a number of fan clubs have sprung up dedicated to tracking and analyzing Semiquaver’s movements and public statements, in hopes of finding her secret identity or predicting her next heist. Although these efforts have never borne fruit, these fans have deduced that Semiquaver is a public figure of some renown. Popular guesses include: -Jessica Telephone, batter for the Philadelphia Pies -Neon Gas, concertmaster for the Tokyo Philharmonic -Lady Glagla, Grammly-award-winning pop singer -Wayne Bruce, billionaire industrialist -Mayumi di Batterino, socialite and mother of Cudi di Batterino -Parker MacMillan II, previous ████████ and ████████ Fans who suggest that Silvaire Semiquaver is actually Tillman Henderson are frequently heckled out of discussions due to the absurdity of this claim.

Semiquaver is also an open practitioner of skiamancy (magic involving the manipulation of shadows), as she is often seen teleporting through the legscraper’s shadows and creating constructs from liquid shadow. It is unknown whether her hair, which fans have suggested resembles a shadowy lava lamp, is a result of her dabbling in dark magic.

Team Relations

While she is frequently described as standoffish or occasionally rude by the majority of her teammates, interviews with other members of the Lift suggest that she has formed close personal relationships with Goodwin Morin (her roommate), Val Hitherto (her rival), and Cudi di Batterino (relationship currently unknown).

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