First time posting, so hopefully going about this the right way. Had a quick Google and a look through the discord and couldn't find any current lore about ZMcC, so wanted to give this a go. Given Zephyr's high Coldness and Divinity stats and their weather based name, I thought it'd be cool if they were a demigod, maybe one of Zeus' kids. I've written something up that isn't too long, so hopefully it's not an issue if I post it here:
Topic on Talk:Zephyr McCloud
From Blaseball Wiki
"Zephyr McCloud was born a minor Olympian demigod after an amorous liaison between Zeus, the King of the Gods, and a particularly attractive Antarctic glacier. Zephyr emerged fully formed from the ice during a glacial calving event.
They spent their early life on Olympus, before being forcibly ejected after an ill-conceived period as a relationship counsellor to the gods. After arriving on Earth, they heard that Blaseball players were 'gods among men' and decided to try joining a new pantheon."
