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"Zephyr McCloud was born a minor Olympian demigod after an amorous liaison between Zeus, the King of the Gods, and a particularly attractive Antarctic glacier. Zephyr emerged fully formed from the ice during a glacial calving event.
They spent their early life on Olympus, before being forcibly ejected after an ill-conceived period as a relationship counsellor to the gods. After arriving on Earth, they heard that Blaseball players were 'gods among men' and decided to try joining a new pantheon."
