Topic on Talk:Simba Davis

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During Season 14 game 59, Corn was pitching at the game went into extra innings. This was Simba's first in-league heist, and Corn wanted to cover her as she looted the Mechanics' locker room -- but she's also bad at heisting, so it took her extra innings to get out clean -- so Cornelius kept the scores even so she had plenty of extra time to escape before Stu cleaned up w/ a home run in the 17th.

airhorn (he/him) — Today at 7:58 PM what if she took the tires of their team bus, reasoning that tires are the shoes of the bus

Scabzilla — Today at 7:59 PM "what if <pushes up glasses that fall right back down> tires are the shoes of a bus?"

Cheese Dog 👟(he/they/🧙) — Today at 8:00 PM so she was going to steal Mindy's backup shoes (Corn was going to steal her shoes on the field (it's a temporal pincer maneuver)) but Simba got distracted and decided to steal their team bus tires too

AOTKorby 👟 (he/him) — Today at 8:00 PM she absolutely refuses to roll the tires along the ground

airhorn (he/him) — Today at 8:01 PM later she is asked why she didn't just roll them and she gets very offended, all like "i will not take the COWARD'S roll... i must Drag and Carry, this is my TRAINING montage."

AOTKorby 👟 (he/him) — Today at 8:02 PM for professional sports players, it's "intensive physical training" for simba davis, it's an ill-advised attempt at theft

AOTKorby 👟 (he/him) — Today at 8:04 PM Corn : "you were supposed to lift their shoes, not a bunch of bus tires" Simba : "I lifted their bus's shoes, and look, now we have more training equipment!" (except in caps)