Though its cause is unknown, fans of the Dallas Steaks (and patrons of the food truck, Adams’s) have observed a repeated strange experience around the food truck that seems to coincide with the Steaks’ performance on the field.

The Chinese cuisine offered at Adams's is always high-quality, making it a very popular event when the truck visits other cities during Steaks Away games. But while Kit’s food is always delicious, patrons of the food truck began to agree that orders served during times when Kit was pitching tasted even better. Patrons could not articulate on how, exactly, the food was different, other than a vague sensation that the flavors felt more "real."

What made this phenomenon even stranger was that Kit Adamses could be clearly seen inside the truck, cooking the food diligently and hand-delivering it with a smile. Simultaneously, the TV screen on the side of the truck that broadcast the Steaks game would display Adamses pitching from the mound. Eventually, patrons charted out a pattern: the more hits allowed by Kit's pitches, the more sensational the food cooked by Kit tasted.

Most unusual of all, patrons dining at Adams's during these games would seem to experience fluctuating time. A person could arrive at Adams's at 12:00, order char siu for lunch, watch the entire Steaks game, and order char siu again for dinner, and finally discover when they left Adams's that the time was now 12:01. At first, it was believed that some manner of time distortion bubble was surrounding the food truck, freezing time for the people eating there. Further investigation by paranormal chronometrists has discovered that the opposite is true; time experienced by people eating at Adams's seems to proceed naturally, while the rest of the world continuously rewinds and loops until the game is over.

Because the phenomenon has only been observed while Kit is pitching in rotation, and because the time experienced by diners has been judged as "really real, like, really really real, very real even" by investigators, patrons of Adams's refer to these periods as Real Kit Hours. It has become an extremely popular time to eat at the food truck, and while gourmets around the world always look forward to Steaks games, it is Kit's turn in rotation that draws the most salivating anticipation.

Regular patrons of Adams's are estimated to have anywhere from 5 to 300,005 extra hours lived, compared to people who have never eaten there.

Neither the Kit Adamses in the stadium nor the Kit Adamses found in the kitchen have commented on the phenomenon.

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