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I took the summary written by Cass from the bottom of lore doc and added some more ideas that had been tossed around. How does this sound?

Personal History

Doc Anice is a pitcher and head pibrarian for the Philly Pies. Doc uses doc/doc/docs pronouns.

Despite docs name, Anice is not a medical doctor but doc does have PhDs in library science and education administration. Doc began to play blaseball in docs mid-30s as a way to relieve stress while working towards docs 2nd doctoral degree. Anice found that doc was more passionate about blaseball than either of docs doctoral subjects and after finishing the program decided to pursue a career in splorts.

Anice tried out for the Core Mechanics and was signed to the team as a pitcher. Over the next two decades Anice had a storied career playing with the Mechanics in the ████████████ League. After doc ██████████████████████████████ became a fan favorite, before ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████in the blood wave ██████████████████████████████. This caused ██████████████ ██████████████████████ embraced the dark █████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████ and multiple dragons. Shortly after winning their third championship, Anice and the other Mechanics descended to the Internet Blaseball League.

Philly Pies

After a brief stint with the Canada Moist Talkers, Anice was traded to the Philly Pies to replace the odious Bright Zimmerman. Pies GM Sam Hinkie had heard about docs library science doctorate and specifically recruited Anice to help manage the Pibrary. This sprawling library underneath Tastykake Stadium is believed to contain every pie recipe ever made, from the sacred to the profane. However the ever increasing recipe piles had begun giving off some funky arcane energies. Since only someone with Anice’s library science expertise could hope to last more than a few hours in the pibrary without going mad, doc was appointed head pibrarian and tasked with leading its re-organization.

Anice has taken on something of a grandmotherly role to the Pies team, and is always ready to offer Blaseball advice picked up over docs long career. When not pitching, doc spends docs time trying to capture the Philadelphia Philling, as the pies mascot keeps knocking over recipe stacks while skipping through the pibrary. Anice has been setting increasingly intricate traps to capture the Philling but so far the wily pastry has managed to elude docs grasp.

Anice is 55 years-old and suffers chronic pain from a locomotor disability. As a result doc frequently uses a wheelchair to get around and pitches from one on the mound. While playing blaseball, Anice uses the number 51, which was Doc Hudson’s number in the Pixar film Cars as well as the number of Federalist Papers that Alexander Hamilton wrote. As a hobby, Anice makes docs own homemade licorice which doc is always offering to docs fellow teammates. The licorice tastes terrible but doc is too nice to say no to.