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NaN's Departure from The Lovers

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Addendum to the big Lovers section Uwunium did.

When NaN wasn’t training they could be found playing games and genuinely having a lovely time doing what they loved with people who loved and cared for them. They spent many pleasant days with The Lovers, thinking of them all as close family and friends over time.

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On Season 12, Day 31, Knight Triumphant, having partied a little too hard the previous night, had lost their favored blaseball bat. Triumphant, busy devising strategy for the day’s blaseball game against the Hawai’i Fridays, asked NaN to find it for them. After having explored what felt like the entirety of The PolyHedron they arrived in the PolyArmory. Sticking out from a stone was a fancy looking swordbat which NaN unsheathed from the stone with ease. Triumphant, wondering what had taken their protégé so long, stood in shock and awe as NaN proudly declared, “Sorry I took so long Ser Knight! I found this really rad looking swordbat for you to use!” Triumphant remained silent for a moment, still in shock, before they uttered, “That’s not my bat, young squire.” NaN’s look could only be described as “defeated” as they stared at the ground apologizing profusely to their mentor as they explained that they tried their best and looked everywhere for Triumphant’s bat. Triumphant cut them off mid-apology to clarify, "No, you misunderstand me, this is YOUR bat NaN. It has chosen YOU."

Triumphant then shared the prophecy of Excalibat, that pulling it from the stone would be a sign of great darkness on the horizon but also that the wielder, the “Chosen One”, would become a beacon of love and hope for others in the coming darkness.

Later that day, during their regularly scheduled Blaseball game, an unexpected Feedback weather occurred between NaN and Fletcher Yamamoto. When asked how they felt about losing their squire, Triumphant only had this to say “Their quest is complete, they are a squire no more, today they begin their adventure as a hero whether they know it or not.”