Topic on Talk:National Park Service

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Okay so here’s a compiled lore list from that discussion, though I add some embellishments for dramatic effect-

Department / Coven of Coffee- The only thing fueling the NPS and it’s success is coffee, in times long forgotten when the coffee machine jammed or they were out of beans or some utter tragedy had occurred, effected offices and departments would fall from grace to rubble. Since days long faded, The Department of Coffee ensures every department, office, and staff member is properly caffeinated. They’re also known for holding “The Stick” which is used to summon meetings, be passed around for people to speak with, and occasionally napping. They haven’t passed “The Stick” for [REDACTED] years. No one has ever seen the department of coffee, but if you listen... you will hear them.

[Credit to: Benny, Crash #1 Elizabeth Fan, Cip]

Crash came up with: Office of Anomalous Agriculture, Office of Orffices, though I can’t find the dialogue for them.