This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-1847

Of course we have more songs, they’re in our cellar. Here, come down and we’ll play them for you

I put up with that ***hole Fortunado for so long

But then he ****** insulted me

And thats where he went wrong

This dude trusted me a whole lot

So I told him about this wine I had

Wine was his weakness, and a cask I just bought

“Hey bro, I got some amontillado at my place”

“Well, probably. I might have been tricked”

“Come help me be sure, I trust ur taste”

I used reverse psychology on that d***

I told him my friend Todd would help me if he couldn’t

But I already knew Fortunado thinks Todd is a pr***

Fortunado was already tipsy when we got to my basement

But I gave him a nlatty anyway, just in case

And then I led him to his future permanent placement

While we were down there, he started saying weird **** about the masons?

So I pulled out my signed Wyatt Mason memorabilia that I always keep on me

But this dude just started laughing like an ***hole, so I told him to hasten

Fortunado was super drunk when we got to the hole in the wall I dug

Thats why it was so easy to handcuff him to a pole in the pit

And I totally covered that pit in bricks and thick rugs

THIS SONG IS LEGALLY A JOKE. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME