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okay here's what I have on Sparks in relation to the Baristas, don't know how it's gonna fit in the page, this is just me keeping this needlessly elaborate sidebar going: | okay here's what I have on Sparks in relation to the Baristas, don't know how it's gonna fit in the page, this is just me keeping this needlessly elaborate sidebar going: | ||
*Sparks Beans was born and raised by the Baristas, and taught in the ways of the Bean Harvesters, who seek enlightenment through the cultivating, harvesting and roasting of the rarest coffee beans, for the creation of sacred blends with unique healing properties. On a journey of pilgrimage to the hidden coffee plains of the Secret Andes, Sparks learned of the many great Coffee Houses of Seattle, and decided to continue the quest for the Coffee of Everlasting Life, one of the Great Deeds of Coffee of Barista prophecy, in the shadows of the Pacific Northwest. Before joining the full-time playing roster of the Garages, Sparks Beans was a Barista for a Dunklin' Donuts in Bellevue, WA. | *Sparks Beans was born and raised by the Baristas, and taught in the ways of the Bean Harvesters, who seek enlightenment through the cultivating, harvesting and roasting of the rarest coffee beans, for the creation of sacred blends with unique healing properties. On a journey of pilgrimage to the hidden coffee plains of the Secret Andes, Sparks learned of the many great Coffee Houses of Seattle, and decided to continue the quest for the Coffee of Everlasting Life, one of the Great Deeds of Coffee of Barista prophecy, in the shadows of the Pacific Northwest. Before joining the full-time playing roster of the Garages, Sparks Beans was a Barista for a Dunklin' Donuts in Bellevue, WA. | ||
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+ | sparks timeline: | ||
+ | *-birth in the Farm system, incubation and dispatch to Question Beans (might not be on the page, just putting it there to have complete canon compliance) | ||
+ | *-Question Beans experiences the Untold Macchiato, and, despite protests from the Dlunkin' cashier, pays with the newborn child, Sparks | ||
+ | *-Sparks is raised and trained by the Baristas in the ways of the Bean Harvesters, who travel the world in search of the rarest coffee beans, roasting beans according to the holy rituals, and preparing impossible blends of incredible power | ||
+ | *-On a routine roasting of Thunder Plains Arabica, the latent elemental powers of Sparks are awakened; some of her fellow Harvesters trainees are injured; however, the coffee is roasted to a perfect City roast | ||
+ | -Having learned all there is to know on the Roasting, Sparks and fellow harvesters leave the Dlunkin' on their journey of Pilgrimage to the Secret Andes, on the search of the Robustos that once made the Mother of the Gods weep | ||
+ | *-A fellow Barista tells her of the many coffee houses of the Emerald City, the Endless Laboratory where blends of incredible power are brewed; Perhaps one could figure out how to achieve the Untold Macchiato once more | ||
+ | *-Sparks moves to Seattle, where they learn of tabletop role playing games, and blaseball | ||
+ | *-Sparks joins the ILB |
Revision as of 20:59, 15 October 2020
okay here's what I have on Sparks in relation to the Baristas, don't know how it's gonna fit in the page, this is just me keeping this needlessly elaborate sidebar going:
- Sparks Beans was born and raised by the Baristas, and taught in the ways of the Bean Harvesters, who seek enlightenment through the cultivating, harvesting and roasting of the rarest coffee beans, for the creation of sacred blends with unique healing properties. On a journey of pilgrimage to the hidden coffee plains of the Secret Andes, Sparks learned of the many great Coffee Houses of Seattle, and decided to continue the quest for the Coffee of Everlasting Life, one of the Great Deeds of Coffee of Barista prophecy, in the shadows of the Pacific Northwest. Before joining the full-time playing roster of the Garages, Sparks Beans was a Barista for a Dunklin' Donuts in Bellevue, WA.
sparks timeline:
- -birth in the Farm system, incubation and dispatch to Question Beans (might not be on the page, just putting it there to have complete canon compliance)
- -Question Beans experiences the Untold Macchiato, and, despite protests from the Dlunkin' cashier, pays with the newborn child, Sparks
- -Sparks is raised and trained by the Baristas in the ways of the Bean Harvesters, who travel the world in search of the rarest coffee beans, roasting beans according to the holy rituals, and preparing impossible blends of incredible power
- -On a routine roasting of Thunder Plains Arabica, the latent elemental powers of Sparks are awakened; some of her fellow Harvesters trainees are injured; however, the coffee is roasted to a perfect City roast
-Having learned all there is to know on the Roasting, Sparks and fellow harvesters leave the Dlunkin' on their journey of Pilgrimage to the Secret Andes, on the search of the Robustos that once made the Mother of the Gods weep
- -A fellow Barista tells her of the many coffee houses of the Emerald City, the Endless Laboratory where blends of incredible power are brewed; Perhaps one could figure out how to achieve the Untold Macchiato once more
- -Sparks moves to Seattle, where they learn of tabletop role playing games, and blaseball
- -Sparks joins the ILB