Talk:Morrow Wilson/Archive

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Transfer to the Spies

We'd like to add a "Transfer to the Spies" section, which will encompass the current last paragraph of Wilson's page and add a paragraph about how they're fitting in with the new team, referring back to skills that would be helpful as a spy (acting, cloning, magic.) Superstitions (talk) 16:48, 5 October 2020 (UTC)

Transfer to the Spies

After talking with the Pies, these are our proposed changes to Morrow's page.

Transfer to the Spies


At the beginning of Season 4, the Houston Spies began an operation to free Wilson from My Roomie Ruslan at the behest of Agent Marco Escobar. Escobar emphasized Wilson's magical powers in order to get the Spies’ Upper Management to free Wilson from the TV show, but subsequently declassified documents reveal Escobar was more interested in freeing Wilson from their show than utilizing their powers for spying purposes. The difficulty in freeing Wilson lay in the show’s anomalous effect, which meant that anyone who entered the show followed TV sitcom rules, failing in comedic ways. As a co-star of the show, this kept Wilson trapped, unable to leave. Thus, the Spies mounted a [REDACTED]-scale operation to extract Wilson from the show. The plan resulted in several award-winning episodes as multiple Spies, including Agents Reese Clark, Fitzgerald Blackburn, and Theodore Holloway tried and failed to carry out this mission. Each were comedically foiled by anomalous effect. Agent Holloway, for example, attempted to lie in wait in their teddy bear form in the messy apartment, only to be foiled by forgetting differences in time zones, thus reverting them to their human form. Upon seeing a strange person in his apartment, Greatness, wearing a nightgown and a tiny nightcap, chased Agent Holloway off with a rolling pin.


Eventually these shenanigans led to the show’s Season 9 finale, “Scooting Away With Scott.” In the episode Denzel Scott overcame the anomalous effect due to their average nature and resistance to strange phenomena. The episode shows Scott simply walking onto the set in the midst of filming, saying “I don’t know what all these cameras are for, but would you like to leave, Morrow?” The camera view switches to Wilson, who is seen nodding. When the camera switches back to Scott they have disappeared. In their place is a car in the middle of the set. Morrow enters the car, which then drives away. The episode lasts a total of 2 minutes and 37 seconds.


During a Feedback event on Day 37 of Season 4, the Spies organized the official swap of Morrow to the Spies. Then Houston Spies player Yeong-Ho Benitez ripped the “S” from the word “Spies” on their uniform and placed it in front of the “Pies” on Morrow’s, signifying the official swap of the two players. Fans have speculated Morrow went along with this swap either because they were a Spies agent returning to HQ or because My Roomie Ruslan’s latest season had come to an end. When asked about how they were finding living alone after so much time with a roommate, Wilson said “It’s been quiet, really. It’s...almost too quiet.”

TyGuy8 (talk) 16:46, 23 October 2020 (UTC)

This implies that Wilson left the show before his feedback swap, while The My roomie Rulsan Lore references several events that take place long after, such as Mickey Wood's incineration in season 6 and Summers pony playing for the pies in season 8. Would it be possible to make it so the spies couldn't liberate wilson from the show for several seasons after the swap so that those episodes and the movie can stay in place? Hrh-gwen (talk) 17:12, 23 October 2020 (UTC)

I think you can tweak it a bit so that the plan started with Morrow's feedback but wasn't successful until now.