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New IRM submission proposed October 9

Hey folks,

I intend to write up the IRM I have been working on for Logan onto the Wiki. The high-level concept for those who haven't seen it: Logan accidentally entered into a contract with a magical being because he didn't want to let the fans down. It prevents him from retiring on his own and he must be forced into retirement.

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Logan "Siphon" IRM Update

Context: Logan received the permanent "Siphon" buff from the Season 9 election decrees Additionally, during Season 9 Logan sipped on some tasty tasty blood

Proposed update to 'canon': Logan Rodriguez sequestered himself away for some time in between Seasons 9 and 10 in an unknown location possibly within the Parkpark, but this is yet unconfirmed. Yellowstone Magic medical staff discovered, during a routine pre-season checkup, that Logan had taken it upon himself to significantly alter his physical form during this time. (Note: 'significantly altered' is defined as, 'something more than just a haircut or some nail polish or something, use yr judgement' according to the medical staff handbook)

His body is now coated in a mass of organic matter which seems to have formed a symbiotic relationship with him. It is unknown if this mass is blood moss or some form of fungus, but the medical staff did have to admit it looked "pretty cool" hanging off of his shoulders. As a result, either through the study of Blood Magic, or potentially bonding with the sanguine elements of the wilds, Logan has gained a powerful ability to siphon the blood from other living beings. And along with this power, he has gained a thirst to match. The medical staff was not harmed during the physical examination.

Remarkably, it appears that infusions of blood can also reverse the effect of ageing on Logan's body, putting his status as the resident "Old Man" in question. He claimed that, given sufficient license to partake, he could even return himself to his former peak of physical fitness. Though team management remains skeptical, and eager to push Logan towards retirement, they have agreed to wait and observe this phenomenon before taking further action.

Potential updates to come later this season.

End report.