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| − | == '''Alternate Jenkins Good''' ==
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| − | After the ██████ event, along with their teammate Jesús Koch, Good was swapped with a version of themselves from an alternate universe. Alternate Jenkins allegedly hails from an alternate version of Canada called Cascadia. When asked about the differences between Canada and Cascadia Good simply replied with “less water”. Based on the moniker of their former team The Dry Whispers, there were concerns that Alternate Jenkins would not be able to produce the requisite amount of saliva necessary for daily life as a Moist Talker. However, after a round of procedures performed by Mooney Doctor, she assured the Halifax Gazette that Jenkins’ spittle deficiency would no longer be an issue.
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| − | === ''Additional Facts'' ===
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| − | * After the early acclimation period Alternate Jenkins eventually bonded with new team member Hot Fish Summer over their shared competitive attitude and strict fitness regimens.
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| − | * Unlike the original Jenkins, Alternate Jenkins claims to have never played Wii Splorts, instead attributing their skill to a mastery of Major League Blaseball on the Slony Playstation.
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