Talk:James Mora/Archive
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Revision as of 23:05, 20 October 2020 by Jenkatwrites (talk | contribs) (we keep joking on the discord that all of Jimmy's exploratory surgeries made him a catboy, and I want that on the wiki, if no one objects)
Exploratory Surgeries
As a result of the Season 7 elections, James Mora underwent three exploratory surgeries to improve his pitching. While this did have the desired result of improving his pitching (albeit only slightly), the three surgeries also gave him cat ears and a cat tail. It is theorized that his pitching improvements are due to the feline sense of balance provided by the cat tail. After the surgeries, his teammates took to referring to him as The Six Million Dollar Catboy.
Jenkatwrites (talk) 23:05, 20 October 2020 (UTC)
