Talk:Hellmouth Sunbeams/Archive

Popping this here so I can transfer it between devices later: There is a pit in East Utah Called Hellmouth, and the Sun has drawn the doomed into many a poor team Dear Sol, we know, we're one

Hendricks was a lecturer 'gainst capitalism, he preached But his trust-fund blood gave way to gold When he joined the old Sunbeams

And the only thing a village needs Is a goose to strike the ball But Bishop's only satisfied When chaos befouls us all

Oh Castillo, tell your lovers Not to do what we have done It's not safe, and none of us are welcome In Hellmouth of the Rising Sun

Hahn's got one foot in the garden And another on the quay And she'll be back soon in Miami, we hope And of the Tug, she'll be free

There is a mouth in East Utah Called Hellmouth, and the Sun has drawn the doomed into many a poor team Dear Sol, we know, we're one Dear Sol, we know, we're the one

Rivalry - needs to be updated.

So! It's been mentioned a lot as of recent that the hellmouth sunbeams' rivalry section is wrong.

The general consensus on discord is that we are:

Rivals with everyone, in a way that shonen rivals are rivals with each other. If I can work out how to, I'm going to attach some photoshops of pictures that we have come up with to describe how we are rivals. Because beams are very bad at rivalling people.

We also have one, maybe two "anti-rivals", aka people that we *know* we like so they are not rivals! Clearly! And that is the Tigers and the Magic. Again, if I can work out how to attach image links to the talk page I'll find more pictures of this. But this should be modified.

Propaganda from the Season 10 Rivalry between Firefighters and Sunbeams that flared up after a disagreement over who should get the Nut and Cream blessings.

The Sunbeams are very good at rivalry.

Also, it'd be good to mention that we hate all gods, not just 'God himself'.

Rivalry Update Proposal

Change: Friends to be Tigers and Magic, Rivals to be Firefighters, Garages, and the Gods

Change Rivalries section to be an entire section.

The Sunbeams have a complicated relationship with rivalries. Rivalry involves wistfully watching their rivals matches, hoping to face them in battle once again. Rivalry involves fiercely defending a rival from others, because only You are allowed to defeat them. Rivalry involves being unable to think of anyone other than the rival, and on dark nights wondering if they're staring into the same sun, cursing your name.

Rivalry also arises from competing for something, and in the case of Blaseball the Sunbeams are competing with the rest of the league. Therefore, everyone is a rival, especially the Gods. This results in teams falling into one of four categories: Ambivalent Rivals, Rival, Friendly Rival, Anti-Rival.

Rivals:

- Garages <description of sol fire>

- Firefighters <nut button, firefighters put out fire>

- Gods <we all hate the nut>

Friendly Rivals:

- Wild low <description of wild low sticking together>

Anti Rivals:

- Tigers <tigerbeams description>

- Magic <YELLMOUTH description>

Ambivalent Rivals:

- The rest of the league.