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We also have one, maybe two "anti-rivals", aka people that we *know* we like so they are not rivals! Clearly! And that is the Tigers and the Magic. Again, if I can work out how to attach image links to the talk page I'll find more pictures of this.
 
We also have one, maybe two "anti-rivals", aka people that we *know* we like so they are not rivals! Clearly! And that is the Tigers and the Magic. Again, if I can work out how to attach image links to the talk page I'll find more pictures of this.
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But this should be modified.
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[[File:Beamsvfirefighters.png|alt=An image on a white background of Fireman Sam in a gold decorated picture frame. A badly photoshoppped cartoon sun has loveingly placed a translucent yellow hand on the picture frame. There are two captions, in the top left "One day, my dearly detested. My closest enemy, we will meet again. And when we do..." The bottom right caption states "You will not be able to hide from me, horrid owner of my heart. The sun will find you."|thumb|Propaganda from the Season 10 Rivalry between Firefighters and Sunbeams that flared up after a disagreement over who should get the Nut and Cream blessings.]]
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[[File:BeamsRivalry1.png|alt=A photoshopped image of Seto Kaiba from the manga Yu-Gi-Oh, with his head replaced with the emoji :sun-with-face:. In the first panel, on the right, he says "Mheheh..." "Heh..." "Fighting you again". In the second panel, it zooms in closer on his face, with him saying "...Makes my heart beat faster."|thumb|The Sunbeams are very good at rivalry.]]
  
But this should be modified.
 
  
 
Also, it'd be good to mention that we hate all gods, not just 'God himself'.
 
Also, it'd be good to mention that we hate all gods, not just 'God himself'.

Revision as of 10:21, 13 October 2020

Popping this here so I can transfer it between devices later: There is a pit in East Utah Called Hellmouth, and the Sun has drawn the doomed into many a poor team Dear Sol, we know, we're one

Hendricks was a lecturer 'gainst capitalism, he preached But his trust-fund blood gave way to gold When he joined the old Sunbeams

And the only thing a village needs Is a goose to strike the ball But Bishop's only satisfied When chaos befouls us all

Oh Castillo, tell your lovers Not to do what we have done It's not safe, and none of us are welcome In Hellmouth of the Rising Sun

Hahn's got one foot in the garden And another on the quay And she'll be back soon in Miami, we hope And of the Tug, she'll be free

There is a mouth in East Utah Called Hellmouth, and the Sun has drawn the doomed into many a poor team Dear Sol, we know, we're one Dear Sol, we know, we're the one

Rivalry - needs to be updated.

So! It's been mentioned a lot as of recent that the hellmouth sunbeams' rivalry section is wrong.

The general consensus on discord is that we are:

Rivals with everyone, in a way that shonen rivals are rivals with each other. If I can work out how to, I'm going to attach some photoshops of pictures that we have come up with to describe how we are rivals. Because beams are very bad at rivalling people.

We also have one, maybe two "anti-rivals", aka people that we *know* we like so they are not rivals! Clearly! And that is the Tigers and the Magic. Again, if I can work out how to attach image links to the talk page I'll find more pictures of this. But this should be modified.

An image on a white background of Fireman Sam in a gold decorated picture frame. A badly photoshoppped cartoon sun has loveingly placed a translucent yellow hand on the picture frame. There are two captions, in the top left "One day, my dearly detested. My closest enemy, we will meet again. And when we do..." The bottom right caption states "You will not be able to hide from me, horrid owner of my heart. The sun will find you."
Propaganda from the Season 10 Rivalry between Firefighters and Sunbeams that flared up after a disagreement over who should get the Nut and Cream blessings.
A photoshopped image of Seto Kaiba from the manga Yu-Gi-Oh, with his head replaced with the emoji :sun-with-face:. In the first panel, on the right, he says "Mheheh..." "Heh..." "Fighting you again". In the second panel, it zooms in closer on his face, with him saying "...Makes my heart beat faster."
The Sunbeams are very good at rivalry.


Also, it'd be good to mention that we hate all gods, not just 'God himself'.