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Rumor has it, Seattle Garage’s player Arturo Huerta is originally from Dark Seattle, but nobody can remember for sure if that is true
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Gum Wall was originally a portal to Dark Seattle. If you scrape the gum off, you can walk into Dark Seattle. But you shouldn’t do that… because gates work both ways.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Corporates also have Jaylen Memorial Hotdogs, had them for years. Unrelated, no one has ever seen Jaylen's Dark Seattle alt ever, but they still collect a paycheck. They apparently work in the Donations department.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dark Seattle doesn’t have any music (it is illegal to play music in dark seattle), except for the licensed disc of what they call music by star player Homerun Eric. It is made of incoherent sounds and it has maximum marketability. Listening to it gives you an unexplainable urge to buy merchandise of Homerun Eric and tell more people about the disc. The urge lasts until you hear real music. The disc is also in a pay per remember service, deducting money from one’s account each time they try to recall its copyrighted contents.
 

Revision as of 06:20, 25 November 2020

Edited by Emu of the Garages: Added actual content to the page so that people have some basis to go off for Dark Seattle.