Sexton Wheerer
Sexton Wheeler is a pitcher for the Los Angeles Tacos. Despite their lower star ranking, Wheeler is a consistent asset to the team, known for their level head in high stress games as well as their stamina.
Wheeler has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Life Outside Of Play
Wheeler, though born in Los Angeles, is said to have spent most of his childhood roaming the Midwestern United States after the mysterious disappearance of his biological parents. Unlike some other players, Wheeler answers questions about their past, but is frustratingly vague in what appears to be pure obliviousness. He does claim to have been "raised by the land" and has been seen wrestling with coyotes in the past. As a teen, Wheeler was adopted by a family of tires. The Wheelers have been seen at multiple games.
During interviews, the pitcher has stated that they are not responsible for all natural landmarks within the state of California, though they have been disregarded due to their flustered behavior. Rumors that they are a supernaturally strong folk hero persist. However, During a postgame interview after a hard-won victory against the Boston Flowers, Wheeler issued an apology regarding the dire wolf population of Los Angeles for the La Brea Tarpits. When pressed for details he claimed personal responsibility for the natural landmark.
"I was a fearful man when I made them pits, but fear is no excuse for what I done. I will do what I can to make it right to the wolves, mammoths, and other critters what got caught in my youthful indiscretion. I am truly sorry."
Representatives from the George C. Page Museum could offer no explanation for how Wheeler could have been alive, much less responsible, for the heavy oil fractions which are believed to have been seeping for tens of thousands of years. They did, however, formally accept his apology.
Sexton has a multitude of food allergies, including but not limited to: pecans, grapes, all types of Chex Mix, tires, grass, and, finally, tacos. This creates an issue during promotional shoots, where Wheeler eats as many tacos as possible, and before games, where Wheeler also eats as many tacos as possible. As a result of this tradition, he will now only eat things that are wrapped in a tortilla. Wheeler's dedication to team spirit before their health is speculated to be the reason for the discrepancy between their stats and play.
Wheeler signed up for the community kickball league with the sole intention of making friends. He does not seem to have any issues with the inescapable nature of blaseball and has stated that he's "happy to be apart of such a close team for as long as he can." It is unclear if the undefined end they are referring to is incineration or switching teams.
