Sexton Wheerer

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Sexton Wheeler is a pitcher for the Los Angeles Tacos. Despite their lower star ranking, Wheeler is a consistent asset to the team, known for their level head in high stress games as well as their stamina.


Wheeler has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Life Outside Of Play

Wheeler, though born in Los Angeles, is said to have spent most of his childhood roaming the Midwestern United States after the mysterious disappearance of his biological parents. Unlike some other players, Wheeler answers questions about their past, but is frustratingly vague in what appears to be pure obliviousness. He does claim to have been "raised by the land" and has been seen wrestling with coyotes in the past. As a teen, Wheeler was adopted by a family of tires. The Wheelers have been seen at multiple games.


They have a multitude of food allergies, including but not limited to: pecans, grapes, all types of Chex Mix, tires, grass, and, finally, tacos. This creates an issue during promotional shoots, where Wheeler eats as many tacos as possible, and before games, where Wheeler also eats as many tacos as possible. Their dedication to team spirit is speculated to be the reason for the discrepancy between star rating and performance.


Wheeler signed up for the community kickball league with the sole intention of making friends. He does not seem to have any issues with the inescapable nature of blaseball and has stated that he's "happy to be apart of such a close team for as long as he can." It is unclear if the undefined end they are referring to is incineration or switching teams.