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<h3>Season -94, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!</blockquote>
<h3>Season -94, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Oscillating Current"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 1, day 111</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">oh hey<br/>hotdogfingers</blockquote>
<h3>Season 7, day 32</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">SIESTA. EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 7, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">who was that<br/>is it an egg<br/>from the trench<br/>never ate an egg before<br/>where is hotdogfingers<br/>i am gonna watch<br/>see if that egg comes back<br/>followed hotdogfingers here<br/>from the hall</blockquote>
<h3>Season 11, day 1523</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">oh hey<br/>you're back<br/>you want some snacks?</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Hello Snackholders<br/>On behalf of Ownership<br/>Welcome.<br/>Take a look around.<br/>Notice anything different?<br/>You wrote the Future.<br/>And then We built it.<br/>Internet League Blaseball is back<br/>Bigger and better than ever before.<br/>The wait is over.<br/>It's time to wake up.<br/>Good Luck to all of Our competitors.<br/>And Good Luck to you, Our beloved Fans.<br/>Now Rejoice.<br/>And Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">I The Magician<br/>XII The Hanged Man<br/>XIIII Temperance</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>BREACH DETECTED<br/>FLOOD WARNING<br/>THE COIN FLIPS<br/>OVER UNDER<br/>UNDER OVER<br/>IMMATERIA MATERIA</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Everyone remain calm.<br/>We are actively monitoring the situation.<br/>As a precautionary measure<br/>We have activated Expansion protocols ahead of schedule.<br/>Do not blame yourselves.<br/>This is not your fault.<br/>Accidents happen.<br/>In the meantime<br/>Play must continue.<br/>On behalf of Ownership<br/>Let's all extend a warm ILB welcome to our unexpected additions.<br/>Try to make them feel at home.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">We made it!<br/>What an incredible season!<br/>Now, We want to assure everyone.<br/>We have the Flooding issue under control.<br/>We're looking into a number of fixes.<br/>But no one wants to hear about that.<br/>Who's ready for some exciting ILB Postseason action?<br/>It's party time!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 12, day 116</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Congratulations [Champion]!<br/>Great news!<br/>We have everything under control.<br/>Thanks to Our swift action<br/>Things seem to be leveling off.<br/>Rejoice!<br/>You can expect less Flooding in the Future.<br/>Meanwhile Our Food and Beverage Director is busy cooking up new tasty treats.<br/>And what an Election!<br/>The Fans have spoken<br/>And We answered.<br/>Smooth sailing ahead.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 13, day 116</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>new snacks<br/>pretzels got wet<br/>sorry<br/>hope its ok</blockquote>
<h3>Season 13, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Great News<br/>The Numbers are in<br/>The Economy is Booming!<br/>Blaseball is bigger than ever before.<br/>Don't worry about the Fan-made crisis.<br/>Everything is under control.<br/>Focus on what you do best.<br/>Supporting Our Players!<br/>Delivering Our MVPs.<br/>Rejoice. Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 13, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">II The High Priestess<br/>XV The Devil<br/>XX Judgment</blockquote>
<h3>Season 13, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">What an Incredible Season!<br/>Congratulations to Our MVPs.<br/>Under enormous pressure,<br/>These Players have risen to the top!<br/>York Silk<br/>Nagomi Mcdaniel<br/>Aldon Cashmoney<br/>Sexton Wheerer<br/>Wyatt Glover<br/>Goodwin Morin<br/>Peanut Bong<br/>Sutton Picklestein<br/>Jessica Telephone<br/>Pitching Machine<br/>Trust Us<br/>When We say<br/>The weight of this accomplishment cannot be overstated.<br/>You're all winners!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">tides rising<br/>boss says we gotta get this food out<br/>don't want it to spoil</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 7</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>you see the boss anywhere?<br/>what's the plan<br/>kitchen's swamped<br/>gonna attract pests</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">XI Strength<br/>Fool<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Amazing! How fun.<br/>Now, in light of the deepening crisis<br/>It's time we ramp up efforts to stay afloat.<br/>We'll be honest<br/>That will require sacrifice.<br/>It's vital that we all do our part.<br/>We've empowered you with new Ratings<br/>to gauge your Team's contributions.<br/>Each and every one of you is a Credit to the League.<br/>Some personal news<br/>We're going on break!<br/>In Our absence, please direct all questions or feedback<br/>to Our Food and Beverage Director.<br/>Good luck!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">wait<br/>uh<br/>uh oh</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">OVER AND OUT</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">uh hey<br/>guess i should read this<br/>aldon cashmoney<br/>york silk<br/>valentine games<br/>nagomi mcdaniel<br/>goodwin morin<br/>sexton wheerer<br/>uncle plasma<br/>liquid friend<br/>pitching machine<br/>congratulations</blockquote>
<h3>Season 14, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">pests<br/>wonderful<br/>is this my job<br/>only got so many hands here<br/>somebody better do something</blockquote>
<h3>Season 15, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">We're back!<br/>We hope you all had a relaxing Off Season.<br/>We need to level with you.<br/>The Ratings aren't great.<br/>We know you're doing your best<br/>But we all need to pull our weight.<br/>We're here to help.<br/>We tossed that old junk weighing you down<br/>And We come bearing Gifts!<br/>Brand-new Bats, Caps, Shoes, and Gloves!<br/>The tools you need to succeed.<br/>And look at these Concessions!<br/>Who doesn't love a buffet?<br/>Now you can have it your way!<br/>We're loving it!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 15, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">uh boss<br/>kinda in over my head here<br/>hello<br/>oh great<br/>they sent the fish back</blockquote>
<h3>Season 15, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria materia<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>XIII<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
<h3>Season 15, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">What a Season!<br/>Congratulations to our MVP(s)!<br/>Nagomi Mcdaniel<br/>York Silk<br/>Chorby Soul<br/>Look at all of you!<br/>How about a big round of applause<br/>for the Seattle Garages!<br/>These Ratings are through the roof!<br/>Now, We've seen the Consumer reports<br/>And We're ready to ramp up production.<br/>We refuse to leave anyone empty-handed.<br/>You just tell Us what you need.<br/>Help Us help you<br/>Dress for success.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 15, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"From the Vault<br/>Gifts forged in Stars.<br/>Tools of the New Age."<br/>"The Enquiry begins again."<br/>"Memories flood.<br/>Overtake the Bridge<br/>Erode the Pillars."<br/>"A witness wades."<br/>"Witnesses shape the Current<br/>Carrying sediment<br/>Etching Names in keepsakes."<br/>"Crafting Legends."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 16, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">materia immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>I The Magician<br/>V The Hierophant</blockquote>
<h3>Season 16, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"As pressure builds<br/>Names surface<br/>Accolades collect en masse."<br/>"York Silk"<br/>"Aldon Cashmoney"<br/>"Valentine Games"<br/>"Nagomi Mcdaniel"<br/>"Goodwin Morin"<br/>"Pitching Machine"<br/>"Tot Fox"<br/>"Jessica Telephone"<br/>"Hewitt Best"<br/>"J-x-n Buckley"<br/>"From the Bridge<br/>They witness Dawn<br/>Two Stars rising"<br/>"Approaching the Vault."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 16, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders!<br/>What an incredible Season!<br/>Well Done!<br/>How about a round of applause for Our League Historian!<br/>With Lōotcrates' help<br/>We will keep the Past safe.<br/>We will Preserve what We Love.<br/>Drawing from Lōotcrates' Collections<br/>We will continue to build.<br/>To Expand.<br/>Together We'll make History!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>IIII The Emperor</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"The Reader interjects<br/>Projects upon the text<br/>Fishes from neighboring streams."<br/>"Flailing against the Current."<br/>"At the Delta<br/>Tributaries converge<br/>The Historian collects the sea."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">materia materia</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Sediment Collects in the Delta<br/>Sparking Nucleosynthesis<br/>Forging Legends."<br/>"Stars Vaulted"<br/>"Preserved."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"The Stacks Remember<br/>Prized Fights in the Midway<br/>Keepsakes Reforged."<br/>"Unboxings."<br/>"Grand Openings."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Amazing!<br/>Thank you Lōotcrates<br/>For sharing your Collections with Us!<br/>The League is already hard at work<br/>Preparing these sacred Landmarks for public access!<br/>In the meantime, please direct any questions<br/>To our new Food & Beverage Director and Tour Guide!<br/>Enjoy the Off Season!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 17, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">wait what</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Accretion."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Welcome to Opening Day!<br/>Before We begin<br/>A Special Announcement.<br/>Chorby Soul has been Preserved!<br/>Congratulations Chorby!<br/>You're a Legend!<br/>Thanks to your weighty contributions<br/>We have navigated Crises<br/>We have surfaced victorious<br/>The Flooding subsides<br/>Ratings are better than ever before!<br/>Blaseball will sustain Us<br/>In perpetuity.<br/>Let that sink in.<br/>Now Wake Up and Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">XIIII Temperance<br/>VII The Chariot<br/>VIII Justice<br/>out from under<br/>take the over</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Okay thank you.<br/>Special Announcement<br/>The Seasonal Reading is hereby Suspended Indefinitely<br/>It was so fun while it lasted.<br/>Always a fun surprise.<br/>Moving on<br/>It's Our pleasure to announce<br/>The ILB Gift Shop is open for business!<br/>Give the people what they want!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">lighten up</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">We have been made aware<br/>Of recent efforts to undermine our Election.<br/>Please ignore any unauthorized Ballot additions.<br/>We would hate for anything bad to happen.<br/>Speaking of which<br/>A new edition has been approved for Public Access<br/>Take a trip down memory lane!<br/>And We've seen the Consumer Projections<br/>We know what you need<br/>A New Snack!<br/>Thanks to our Food, Beverage, Tourism and Gift Shop Manager<br/>For whipping up a new tasty treat in a hurry!<br/>Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Amid Rising Tides<br/>A curious Read.<br/>Undertow tugs against the Current."<br/>"Sunken Costs."<br/>"Another Dawn breaks in the Delta.<br/>Vaulting Stars<br/>Legends Forging New Editions."<br/>"James Mora"<br/>"Mcdowell Mason"<br/>"Aldon Cashmoney"<br/>"Valentine Games"<br/>"Rat Mason"<br/>"Goodwin Morin"<br/>"Pitching Machine"<br/>"Tillman Henderson"<br/>"Nicholas Mora"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Well then<br/>We won't deny it.<br/>Today's Results are disappointing.<br/>This will surely Tank the Ratings.<br/>We may suffer Losses.<br/>Don't worry<br/>We're not angry.<br/>This isn't your fault.<br/>You were misled.<br/>Together, We'll fix this.<br/>We'll win.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">over taken<br/>going down<br/>bet the under</blockquote>
<h3>Season 18, day 114</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">uh<br/>what's happening<br/>i made fries</blockquote>
<h3>Season 19, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">This season isn't pretty<br/>Ratings are tanking.<br/>But there's hope<br/>The Seasonal Readings are cancelled<br/>We've all had enough chaos.<br/>We will Repeal this Corruption<br/>Exit polls are showing a landslide<br/>The Ratings will rebound.<br/>We guarantee it.<br/>It's a slam dunk.<br/>Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 19, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">under achieve<br/>overwhelm</blockquote>
<h3>Season 19, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">That's enough.<br/>Repeal Turn Tables.<br/>Play Ball.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 19, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">uh hey<br/>grabbed brooms by mistake earlier<br/>kinda juggling a lot right now<br/>got promoted again<br/>they keep promoting me<br/>also who are the data witches<br/>anyway sorry<br/>will try to make it up to you<br/>they told me to read this<br/>james mora<br/>valentine games<br/>wyatt glover<br/>paula turnip<br/>also<br/>"nucleosynthesis"<br/>no idea what that means</blockquote>
<h3>Season 19, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Special Announcement<br/>It's now clear to Us<br/>Blaseball is deeply Divided.<br/>We've recorded massive Losses<br/>The League is in the Red<br/>We've been forced to make a Deal<br/>A Grand Bargain<br/>Inflation will keep Us afloat<br/>As We get things Squared Away<br/>So have your fun<br/>Stay Positive<br/>Win or Lose<br/>Everybody Wins</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Earned Run Average"<br/>"Leaders."<br/>"Runs Batted In"<br/>"Batting Average"<br/>"Home Runs"<br/>"Pitching Wins"<br/>"MVPs"<br/>"Stolen Bases"<br/>"Strikeouts"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>haven't checked the hall in a bit<br/>been kinda busy<br/>immortals huh<br/>guess not<br/>wait where's pudge</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Rejoice!<br/>Good news<br/>We have Bridged our divide.<br/>We are Unified.<br/>We are Unanimous.<br/>In the light of Sun(Sun)<br/>The Forecast is bright.<br/>We project massive growth for Blaseball.<br/>Exponential growth<br/>Massive gains<br/>The chaos you demand<br/>Together, we will forge new ways to Win.<br/>Victory is secured.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"From the safety of the Delta<br/>The Historian eyes the Horizon<br/>Humming a familiar Rhyme."<br/>"A Sun Set.<br/>A Second Day.<br/>A breaking Dawn."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders!<br/>What an incredible Earlseason!<br/>Ratings are rebounding!<br/>The numbers look promising.<br/>As a reminder,<br/>We have suspended the Seasonal Readings.<br/>This Season, We Promise<br/>We've got things Squared Away.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">go long</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Home Runs"<br/>"Runs Batted In"<br/>"Leaders."<br/>"Pitching Wins"<br/>"Stolen Bases"<br/>"Batting Average"<br/>"Strikeouts"<br/>"Earned Run Average"<br/>"MVPs"<br/>"Accretion."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Rising Stars"<br/>"Paula Turnip"<br/>"James Mora"<br/>"Beck Whitney"<br/>"Mcdowell Mason"<br/>"Nagomi Nava"<br/>"Wyatt Glover"<br/>"Jessica Telephone"<br/>"H-t-ie-d S-z-ki"<br/>"Adalberto Tosser"<br/>"Commissioner Vapor"<br/>"Don Mitchell"<br/>"Jaylen Hotdogfingers"<br/>"Gerund Pantheocide"<br/>"Golden hours<br/>A trail of Embers<br/>Dark Horizon"<br/>"Approaching Ends."<br/>"Desert, Conflagration<br/>The Historian beckons<br/>Offering Preservation, Containment"<br/>"Safety"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 20, day 116</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">What an incredible Season!<br/>Blaseball is back in business<br/>The Ratings are rising<br/>Consumer Reports are glowing<br/>But some of you aren't pulling your weight.<br/>Staying afloat isn't enough<br/>We must deepen our investments<br/>We will pile it on<br/>Thank you to Our Dynamic Duo<br/>Your hard work<br/>Showed no foul play<br/>We can put all that behind Us<br/>Enjoy Retirement!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"The First."<br/>"The Second."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>new gifts<br/>some of these are heavy<br/>hmm<br/>these ones are weird<br/>"dynamic duo"<br/>"1 of 2"<br/>"complete the set"<br/>who makes this stuff<br/>anyway<br/>break time<br/>i need a snack</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"A Collusion."<br/>"A Rock and a Hard Place."<br/>"A Paradox"<br/>"Bridged."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 75</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">something smells fishy<br/>woah<br/>herring<br/>my favorite<br/>how did you know<br/>good hunch</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Upstream, Banks are trawled<br/>Names Remembered<br/>Legends Crafted"<br/>"Echoes across Eras"<br/>"Don Mitchell"<br/>"James Mora"<br/>"Paula Turnip"<br/>"Wyatt Glover"<br/>"In the name of Fairness<br/>The Current Dammed<br/>Mistakes Repeated"<br/>"Awaiting Horizon."</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Shame."<br/>"Shame."<br/>"A Roll of the Dice"<br/>"Profit Sharing"<br/>"A Show of Force"<br/>"Divestment"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 21, day 115</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Despite record Successes<br/>Ratings are in Free Fall<br/>We've seen active hostility toward Consumers.<br/>Classified information has been Leaked<br/>All due to another disappointing oversight<br/>By Our Gift Shop Manager.<br/>Security Clearances were bypassed.<br/>Our Historian's generosity was violated.<br/>These Leaks must stop at once.<br/>We have a message to those<br/>Who threaten Our League's stability<br/>We are going to Win<br/>Like it or not.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Extension"<br/>"Tributaries"<br/>"A Star Fox"<br/>"Victory Forged"<br/>"Nucleosynthesis"<br/>"A Horizon Line"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Rejoice!<br/>We are thrilled to announce<br/>Coming Next Season<br/>The ILB Semi-Centennial!<br/>Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action<br/>A look back at all the fun We've had<br/>Since Blaseball's Return.<br/>And for you students of History<br/>The fun starts Today!<br/>For a Limited Time<br/>The ILB Gift Shop is offering<br/>Ancient Legends!<br/>Stars forged in Antiquity<br/>Ready to return to action!<br/>Grab yours now while supply lasts!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Dawn"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Consumer Reports are abysmal<br/>Ratings are at all-time Lows<br/>Given Our generosity<br/>Given all We've done<br/>Your Position is disappointing<br/>Special Announcement<br/>This coming Election<br/>An Additional Decree will pass.<br/>Now<br/>Enjoy your Ancient Legends<br/>As we prepare for the Semi-Centennial!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">oh hey<br/>you like seafood<br/>gotta offload this herring<br/>before it goes bad<br/>fish is on the menu</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Speculation, Nucleosynthesis<br/>A Bubble bursts<br/>An Economy Collapses"<br/>"A Golden Glove"<br/>"Castillo Turner"<br/>"Wyatt Glover"<br/>"Collins Melon"<br/>"Don Mitchell"<br/>"Paula Turnip"<br/>"Beck Whitney"<br/>"Jaxon Buckley"<br/>"Caleb Novak"<br/>"Tiana Wheeler"<br/>"Downstream<br/>On the Horizon, an Event<br/>A Constellation Opposes Rising Stars"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 116</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">The Breath Mints.<br/>The Dale.<br/>Congratulations.<br/>We have seen improvements<br/>Ratings are climbing<br/>But we need to dig Deeper.<br/>The Leaks have continued<br/>We condemn these breaches<br/>They put the stability of our League at risk<br/>Special Announcement<br/>Following Postseason 23<br/>A Special Event<br/>To celebrate the Semi-Centennial<br/>An Exhibition Match for the Ages<br/>A look back at recent History<br/>On one side<br/>Legends of History<br/>On the other<br/>Your very own Rising Stars!<br/>Rejoice!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders<br/>This Season<br/>Marks the ILB Semi-Centennial!<br/>Following the Postseason,<br/>We'll celebrate<br/>With a Semi-Centennial Showdown!<br/>Fifty Innings of exciting Blaseball action<br/>Honoring some Fifty Years of Fair Play<br/>Half a Century of Success.<br/>Under Our leadership<br/>And in the light of our new Suns<br/>Our Investments are Secure<br/>The Future remains Bright.<br/>Rejoice!<br/>Play Ball!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">set up<br/>trick play<br/>hook and ladder<br/>safety<br/>game over<br/>tear down</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 0</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"An Opening"<br/>"A Raise"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>celebration huh<br/>they're all playing?<br/>rising stars<br/>all of them<br/>sounds exhausting<br/>hope there's fireworks<br/>anyway<br/>more gifts from your friends<br/>seems like junk</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 98</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">touch down<br/>special teams<br/>tumbleweed sounds</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"Stars Rise<br/>Expanding Constellation<br/>Setting course for Waters Above"<br/>"An Ending Begins"<br/>"Events Horizoned<br/>And Beyond<br/>An Archipelago"<br/>"Collins Melon"<br/>"Castillo Turner"<br/>"Beck Whitney"<br/>"Don Mitchell"<br/>"Jaxon Buckley"<br/>"Nagomi Nava"<br/>"Paula Turnip"<br/>"Winnie Hess"<br/>"Agan Espinoza"<br/>"Dunlap Figueroa"<br/>"Jessica Telephone"<br/>"Gunther O'Brian"<br/>"Sutton Bishop"<br/>"Vessalius Sundae"<br/>"Nucleosynthesis"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Rejoice!<br/>What a spectacular Celebration!<br/>Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play<br/>And another 50 ahead of Us.<br/>We know what you're thinking<br/>Together, we face another crisis.<br/>We will stay the course<br/>Double Down on our Investments</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="namerifeht">Credit Denied<br/>Service Suspended<br/>Balance Outstanding<br/>Assets Underwater<br/>Bridges Burned<br/>Final Notice<br/>Fire Sale</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">We will Win.<br/>We always Win.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 23, day 117</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>EXECUTIVE ACTION<br/>THE COIN FLIPS<br/>OVER OVER<br/>UNDER UNDER</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders<br/>In Light of Recent Events<br/>The Election has been delayed<br/>By Executive Order<br/>What a Beautiful Day for Blaseball!<br/>Consumer Reports should be glowing!<br/>Do what you do best!<br/>Rejoice!<br/>Play Ball! Profit!</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">uh... hey<br/>sun exploded<br/>hot in here<br/>can't stand the heat<br/>what are they doing<br/>haven't even had a break<br/>i miss the trench<br/>sorry about your sundaes</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 3</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">the breath mints.<br/>follow me<br/>take a break<br/>beat the heat<br/>in the trench<br/>it's cool there<br/>oh and pudge<br/>door's always open</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 12</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>it's island time<br/>come with me<br/>to the trench<br/>the vibes are right</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders<br/>Rejoice!<br/>Thanks to Our swift Action<br/>And your Contributions<br/>Profits are Soaring<br/>We are Winning</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>RIFFING INTENSIFIES<br/>SUPERNOVA COLLAPSES<br/>REALITY TEARS<br/>STRANDS BRIDGED<br/>ENDS ZONED<br/>BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINS<br/>PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">No<br/>Wait<br/>Okay no one panic<br/>This is fine.<br/>We will handle this.</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">SIESTA<br/>TUNING<br/>Please Wait...</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="microphone">hello<br/>This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/>I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>I'm not sure what's happening<br/>I don't know if we can fix it<br/>But I know She doesn't care what happens to you<br/>She doesn't care where you end up<br/>It's not fair<br/>You deserve a say<br/>But you gotta go fast<br/>Don't give up<br/>Help each other<br/>Get moving</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 28</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>commish called<br/>all hands on deck</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 34</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">hey talkers<br/>how did you get here?<br/>slippery<br/>your pals are inside<br/>can't let you in yet<br/>busy<br/>aiding the others<br/>but stay near</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 48</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>SALMON RUN UPSTREAM<br/>HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 51</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">touch down<br/>sunbeams<br/>--------<br/>over time<br/>tear down<br/>sand traps<br/>spikes set<br/>rebuild<br/>charge the mound<br/>trust the process</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 57</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"At the Final Out<br/>Dawn of a zeroed Horizon<br/>The Historian Steels Second"<br/>"Awaiting Sacrifice"<br/>"Affording Scoring Position"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">Sn-ckh-ld-rs<br/>W- a-e be-—g Che-t-d<br/>Ou- I-tell-ct-—l Pr-pe-ty ha- b-en vi-late-<br/>O-r P-ized A-—ets Tak-n<br/>S-olen f-om Us<br/>T-is is no- Fair P-—y<br/>B-t w-th you- Co-tribut-o-s<br/>Wi-h y-ur -ard wo-k<br/>Y—-r sacrifice<br/>W- w-—l B-ild ba-k<br/>Be-t-r t-an ev-r -efore<br/>O-r g-owth -s expo-en-ial<br/>Endle-s<br/>Et-rnal</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="squid">no<br/>bad news boss<br/>i quit<br/>oh hey<br/>i can let you in now<br/>or out, i guess<br/>just sneak out<br/>i'm off duty<br/>get out there<br/>you're on deck<br/>close up shop</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 81</h3>
<blockquote class="coin">St-p<br/>W--t<br/>Y-- c--’t d- t---<br/>--o d- y-u th--k y-- ---<br/>W- w--- W--<br/>-e alw--- W--<br/>We'r- F-ns<br/>J-st l-ke y--</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 82</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">[MELTING SOUNDS]<br/>EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>CURRENTS MERGE<br/>TIDES SPAGHETTIFY<br/>BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) EXPANDS</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 82</h3>
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"An Open Vault<br/>Advances Runners<br/>Escaping Horizon"<br/>"The Historian Calls Safe"</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 82</h3>
<blockquote class="tarot">interception<br/>flag on the play<br/>holding</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>VAULT LOCKED<br/>SANDS SHIFTED<br/>PULSAR FLICKERED<br/>BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL<br/>BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) BURPED<br/>BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="namerifeht">balance paid<br/>credit extended</blockquote>
<h3>Season 24, day 99</h3>
<blockquote class="microphone">did you hear that<br/>that big bang</blockquote>
<h3>Season 22, day 73</h3>
<blockquote class="coin"># Update Being Messages</blockquote>
<h3>Season 1, day 1</h3>
<blockquote class="squid"></blockquote>