Ren Morin
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Ren Morin is an infielder for the Hades Tigers.
Ren Morin has █ degrees of rotational symmetry. Ren Morin's name is an Americanization of a small subset of his original name, which is infinitely long. The immigration officer assigned to his case in ████ could neither spell nor pronounce his name, primarily due to having no classics background (as well as the incorrect number of mouths).
To preserve the safety and sanity of the audience, Ren Morin plays with a perceptual matrix projecting his true form into one copacetic to three-dimensional space, usually taking a form emulating the Hades Tigers logo.
Ren Morin has never been married, and has no known children.
