Rat Mason

Rat Polk is a hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos. A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, he was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional Blaseball. Polk is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium. He has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.

Polk has been a member of the team since Season 1.