Difference between revisions of "Rafael Davids"

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Rafael Davids is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Davids is known for his wicked breaking balls, extremely good eyebrows, and his witty banter on the mound. They are also known for being an emotional bulwark for the pitching team. Davids has successfully helped each pitcher out with approximately 50 life crises so far, and he hasn't stopped yet.

It is rumored that Davids is not just altruistic, but is in fact a corporeal apparition from the Realm Beyond Death, his place on the Wild Wings team as opposed to the Hades Tigers being a puzzling anomaly in this context, and possibly due to clerical error. If the rumors are to be believed, he has been charged by forces beyond description to assist in bringing players from the Lawful Evil league back into the fold of Goodness.

Others have maintained, however, that his devotion to counseling is borne from a deep-seated need to try out his eyebrow powers.

Davids' eyebrows are often ascribed with the property of having a "luck" field, although Blaseball researchers speculate that the main source of this apparent luck may in fact be the Wild Wings Legal Team, who hypothetically could employ loopholes in the laws of Blaseball to produce certain effects, depending on his eyebrow-orientation.

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 Davids is known for his wicked breaking balls, extremely good eyebrows, and his witty banter on the mound.  They are also known for being an emotional bulwark for the pitching team.  Davids has successfully helped each pitcher out with approximately 50 life crises so far, and he hasn't stopped yet.
-It is rumored that Davids is not just altruistic (although he is certainly that), but is in fact a corporeal apparition from the Realm Beyond Death.  He's been charged by forces beyond description to assist in bringing players from the Lawful Evil league back into the fold of Goodness.
+It is rumored that Davids is not just altruistic, but is in fact a corporeal apparition from the Realm Beyond Death, his place on the Wild Wings team as opposed to the [[Hades Tigers]] being a puzzling anomaly in this context, and possibly due to clerical error. If the rumors are to be believed, he has been charged by forces beyond description to assist in bringing players from the Lawful Evil league back into the fold of Goodness.
-Other rumors have maintained, however, that his devotion to counseling is borne from a deep-seated need to try out his eyebrow powers.
+Others have maintained, however, that his devotion to counseling is borne from a deep-seated need to try out his eyebrow powers.
-Davids' eyebrows could be described to have a "luck" field, although it is more likely that the Wild Wings Legal Team deploy loopholes in the fabric of reality in order to produce certain effects, depending on the orientation of his eyebrow expression.
+Davids' eyebrows are often ascribed with the property of having a "luck" field, although Blaseball researchers speculate that the main source of this apparent luck may in fact be the Wild Wings Legal Team, who hypothetically could employ loopholes in the laws of Blaseball to produce certain effects, depending on his eyebrow-orientation.
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