Difference between revisions of "Rafael Davids"

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Rafael Davids is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Davids is known for his wicked breaking balls, extremely good eyebrows, and his witty banter on the mound. They are also known for being an emotional bulwark for the pitching team. Davids has successfully helped each pitcher out with approximately 50 life crises so far, and he hasn't stopped yet.

It is rumored that Davids is not just altruistic (although he is certainly that), but is in fact a corporeal apparition from the Realm Beyond Death. He's been charged by forces beyond description to assist in bringing players from the Lawful Evil league back into the fold of Goodness.

Other rumors have maintained, however, that his devotion to counseling is borne from a deep-seated need to try out his eyebrow powers.

Davids' eyebrows could be described to have a "luck" field, although it is more likely that the Wild Wings Legal Team deploy loopholes in the fabric of reality in order to produce certain effects, depending on the orientation of his eyebrow expression.

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 Rafael Davids is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
+Davids is known for his wicked breaking balls, extremely good eyebrows, and his witty banter on the mound.  They are also known for being an emotional bulwark for the pitching team.  Davids has successfully helped each pitcher out with approximately 50 life crises so far, and he hasn't stopped yet.
+It is rumored that Davids is not just altruistic (although he is certainly that), but is in fact a corporeal apparition from the Realm Beyond Death.  He's been charged by forces beyond description to assist in bringing players from the Lawful Evil league back into the fold of Goodness.
+Other rumors have maintained, however, that his devotion to counseling is borne from a deep-seated need to try out his eyebrow powers.
+Davids' eyebrows could be described to have a "luck" field, although it is more likely that the Wild Wings Legal Team deploy loopholes in the fabric of reality in order to produce certain effects, depending on the orientation of his eyebrow expression.
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