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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Davids:
 
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Davids:
  
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''Pedro much enjoyed his PhD<br />
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Pedro much enjoyed his PhD
So all his peers were quite surprised to see<br />
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So all his peers were quite surprised to see
That he descended from the ivory tower<br />
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That he descended from the ivory tower
And swore himself unto a deeper power.<br />
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And swore himself unto a deeper power.
When asked about this sudden daring choice<br />
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When asked about this sudden daring choice
Pedro replied, “In Crabs I do rejoice!<br />
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Pedro replied, “In Crabs I do rejoice!
I seek to marry knowledge from my studies<br />
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I seek to marry knowledge from my studies
Into communion with my ten-legged buddies.”<br /><br />
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Into communion with my ten-legged buddies.”
Now, on the field Davids is the man<br />
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Whose back is tied unto his caravan.<br />
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Now, on the field Davids is the man
So in the Crabitat or Astrolome<br />
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Whose back is tied unto his caravan.
On any blaseball field, Pedro’s home.''
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So in the Crabitat or Astrolome
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On any blaseball field, Pedro’s home.
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Revision as of 20:57, 7 September 2020

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Davids:

Pedro much enjoyed his PhD
So all his peers were quite surprised to see
That he descended from the ivory tower
And swore himself unto a deeper power.
When asked about this sudden daring choice
Pedro replied, “In Crabs I do rejoice!
I seek to marry knowledge from my studies
Into communion with my ten-legged buddies.”

Now, on the field Davids is the man
Whose back is tied unto his caravan.
So in the Crabitat or Astrolome
On any blaseball field, Pedro’s home.