Patel Beyonce
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Patel Beyonce is a star hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto.
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
Beyonce emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.
Beyonce has been a member of the team since Season 1.
