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| − | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Patel Beyonce''' is a star hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. | + | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Patel Beyonce''' is a star hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Patel, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4. |
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Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances." | Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances." | ||
Revision as of 09:53, 5 August 2020
Patel Beyonce is a star hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Patel, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Beyonce for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
Beyonce emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.
Beyonce has been a member of the team since Season 1.
