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Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason is a star hitter for the Unlimited Tacos. Mason has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Mason currently has no notable moments in the league record books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Appearance

Mason emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.

As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Wyatt, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.

Personal Life

Little is known about Mason's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Mason for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."

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-{{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason''' is a star hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Wyatt, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.
+{{Player|team=[[Unlimited Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason''' is a star hitter for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Mason has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
+== Official League Records ==
+Mason currently has no notable moments in the league record books.
+{{Community Lore}}
-Little is known about Mason's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Mason for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
+== Appearance ==
 Mason emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.
+As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Wyatt, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.
+== Personal Life ==
+Little is known about Mason's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Mason for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
-Mason has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]].
 [[Category:Players]]