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| − | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason''' is a star hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. | + | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★½|pronouns=they/them}}'''Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason''' is a star hitter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the '''Extra Long Bat''' and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Wyatt, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4. |
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| − | Little is known about | + | Little is known about Mason's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Mason for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances." |
| − | + | Mason emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes. | |
| − | + | Mason has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. | |
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Revision as of 22:19, 9 August 2020
Wyatt "Patel Beyonce" Mason is a star hitter for the Los Angeles Tacos. As the tallest player on the team, they were bestowed the Extra Long Bat and granted all rights, privileges, and responsibilities appertaining thereto. Wyatt, stumping medical experts and the Tacos equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 4.
Little is known about Mason's career before the Internet League. Multiple splorts journalists who have pressed Mason for details have gone missing under "mysterious circumstances."
Mason emits a faint radiant glow and has a normal amount of eyes.
Mason has been a member of the team since Season 1.
