Parker MacMillan III
The Commissioner is the presumptive authority of Internet League Blaseball. Very little is known about The Commissioner, though a majority of their fans say that The Comimssioner is doing a great job.
The Commissioner communicates exclusively through their Twitter account. In the bio, they claim they are "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." It is unknown at this time if Parker MacMillan III is the Prime Minister of Blaseball or something else, or if they will be promoted from intern status.
The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job.
The Commissioner is doing a great job.
The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞
