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The Commissioner is doing a great job.

The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB. He lives in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ ͟h͢e is DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞

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-<big>'''The Blaseball Commissioner''' is doing a great job.</big> {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner.
+'''The Commissioner''' is doing a great job. {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}
-Official ILB records state that the Commissioner's Office is located at the address:
-<code>7777 LAST SHORE</code>
-<code>77777 South Dakota</code>
-<code>United States of America</code>
-Concerningly, there is no state named South Dakota that exists within the ULSA. There is no South Dakota.
-The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, [[Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn]] describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED UNDER THE CLIPBOARD OF THE COMMISSIONER AND THE EYES OF..."
-A few chastised scholars say that the current Commissioner is a interim intern, standing in while the the true Commissioner is on vacation somewhere in Havana, and one day they will return.
-The Prime Gunblade Bat is also rumored to be in the Commissioner's Office in LAST SHORE.
+The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL HIM HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB. He lives in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ ͟h͢e is DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞
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