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| − | <big>'''The Blaseball Commissioner''' is doing a great job.</big> {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner. | + | <big>'''The Blaseball Commissioner''' is doing a great job.</big> {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner. |
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| − | The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, [[Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn]] describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED" | + | The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, [[Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn]] describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED UNDER THE CLIPBOARD OF THE COMMISSIONER AND THE EYES OF..." |
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| + | A few chastised scholars say that the current Commissioner is a interim intern, standing in while the the true Commissioner is on vacation somewhere in Havana, and one day they will return. | ||
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Revision as of 02:44, 6 August 2020
The Blaseball Commissioner is doing a great job.
What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner.
Official ILB records state that the Commissioner's Office is located at the address:
7777 LAST SHORE
77777 South Dakota
United States of America
Concerningly, there is no state named South Dakota that exists within the ULSA. There is no South Dakota.
The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED UNDER THE CLIPBOARD OF THE COMMISSIONER AND THE EYES OF..."
A few chastised scholars say that the current Commissioner is a interim intern, standing in while the the true Commissioner is on vacation somewhere in Havana, and one day they will return.
The Prime Gunblade Bat is also rumored to be in the Commissioner's Office in LAST SHORE.
