Difference between revisions of "Parker MacMillan III"

Revision as of 02:39, 6 August 2020

The Blaseball Commissioner is doing a great job.

What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner.

Official ILB records state that the Commissioner's Office is located at the address:

7777 LAST SHORE

77777 South Dakota

United States of America

Concerningly, there is no state named South Dakota that exists within the ULSA. There is no South Dakota.

The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED"

The Prime Gunblade Bat is also rumored to be in the Commissioner's Office in LAST SHORE.

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-'''The Commissioner''' is doing a great job.{{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}
+<big>'''The Blaseball Commissioner''' is doing a great job.</big> {{Player|title1=The Commissioner|species=Unknown|pronouns=Unknown|status=Doing A Great Job|image1=Tcidagj.jpg}}What does the Commissioner do? Well... not much else says they does other than commission probably, because they're the Commissioner.
+Official ILB records state that the Commissioner's Office is located at the address:
+<code>7777 LAST SHORE</code>
+<code>77777 South Dakota</code>
+<code>United States of America</code>
+Concerningly, there is no state named South Dakota that exists within the ULSA. There is no South Dakota.
+The true location of LAST SHORE is hotly debated, though one interesting detail from the holy text, [[Ramblings of Boe Tghackzzn]] describes LAST SHORE as a time when the "DEPTHS OF THE POSTGAME SHALL RISE AND THE SCORES SHALL BE TALLIED"
+The Prime Gunblade Bat is also rumored to be in the Commissioner's Office in LAST SHORE.
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