Difference between revisions of "Moody Cookbook/IF-407.24"

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When not playing Blaseball, Moody was host of the daytime cooking show The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook. Moody's mouth never moved, but their words were always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness had led many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.

To a casual observer, Moody appeared to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of The Moody Cookbook, although the barcode and ISBN did not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody was not recommended by Tigers officials, and had been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassured us that it will be alright if you do.

ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care around recordings of Moody Cookbook while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.

Alternate Reality Decree

t was difficult to ascertain how the Alternate Reality decree affected Moody, as they still appeared to casual observers as a copy of The Moody Cookbook. Moody had stated that they did not notice any differences in their reality since the decree, although they had not been seen cooking any of the vegan recipes they had been observed cooking previously.

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-When not playing Blaseball, Moody is host of the daytime cooking show ''The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook.'' Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.
+When not playing Blaseball, Moody was host of the daytime cooking show ''The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook.'' Moody's mouth never moved, but their words were always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness had led many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.
-To a casual observer, Moody appears to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of ''The Moody Cookbook'', although the barcode and ISBN do not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody is not recommended by Tigers officials, and has been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassures us that it will be alright if you do.
+To a casual observer, Moody appeared to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of ''The Moody Cookbook'', although the barcode and ISBN did not correspond to any existing literary database. (Anecdotal reports of varying numbers of limbs, eyes, tentacles, or other bodily features remain unconfirmed.) Focusing too intently on Moody was not recommended by Tigers officials, and had been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassured us that it will be alright if you do.
-ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care during Tigers broadcasts while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.
+ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care around recordings of Moody Cookbook while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.
 == Alternate Reality Decree ==
-It is difficult to ascertain how the Alternate Reality [[decree]] affected Moody, as they still appear to casual observers as a copy of ''The Moody Cookbook''. Moody has stated that they have not noticed any differences in their reality since the decree, although they have not been seen cooking any of the vegan recipes they have been observed cooking previously.
+t was difficult to ascertain how the Alternate Reality [[decree]] affected Moody, as they still appeared to casual observers as a copy of ''The Moody Cookbook''. Moody had stated that they did not notice any differences in their reality since the decree, although they had not been seen cooking any of the vegan recipes they had been observed cooking previously.
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