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Moody Cookbook is an outfielder for the [[Hades Tigers]], and host of the daytime cooking show ''The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook.'' Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain. | Moody Cookbook is an outfielder for the [[Hades Tigers]], and host of the daytime cooking show ''The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook.'' Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain. | ||
Revision as of 18:44, 1 August 2020
Moody Cookbook is an outfielder for the Hades Tigers, and host of the daytime cooking show The Moody Cookbook, with Moody Cookbook. Moody's mouth never moves, but their words are always reassuring; manifesting supportive words directly into a listener's consciousness has left many Tigers fans to consider Moody to be the Tigers' de facto Captain.
To a casual observer, Moody appears to be an inanimate, well-loved copy of The Moody Cookbook, although the barcode and ISBN do not correspond to any existing literary database. Focusing too intently on Moody is not recommended by Tigers officials, and has been reported to cause instances of headaches, visual distortions and ███████████ nasal █████████████. However, Moody reassures us that it will be alright if you do.
ILB officials recommend Blaseball Radio listeners exercise care during Tigers broadcasts while operating heavy machinery or gestating young, as remote transmission of deleterious symptoms has been reported.
