Difference between revisions of "Miki Santana"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status= | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Officially incinerated|image1=File:Miki_santana.jpg|caption1=Santana playing the Spies' signature tune in between innings|side_hustle=Internet Video Content Producer}}Miki Santana is a hitter for the [[Houston Spies]], and the alleged scion of the music industry power couple █████████ and █████████. While Santana's purported parents have not publicly acknowledged having any children, their reclusive habits make secret offspring plausible. █████████ and █████████'s halftime performance during the Spies' playoff win against the [[Hades Tigers]] in [[season 1]] only served to further propagate rumors of a connection. |
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During a game against the [[Seattle Garages]] on Day 76 of [[Season 3]], a rogue umpire incinerated [[Miki Santana]]. She was replaced by [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]. | During a game against the [[Seattle Garages]] on Day 76 of [[Season 3]], a rogue umpire incinerated [[Miki Santana]]. She was replaced by [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]. | ||
She will be dearly missed. | She will be dearly missed. | ||
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| + | Rumors that the body found at the scene actually belonged to one "Mimi Santana" were quickly dispelled by the commissioner's office<ref>"Saddened to learn of the sudden passing of Spies hitter Mimi Santana. May their memories live on in Island Time." [https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1291552464156495873]</ref>. If Miki Santana did assume a false identity, leave town, and is currently enjoying her retirement on a beach somewhere, there's absolutely no evidence of such a thing. | ||
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Revision as of 02:40, 7 August 2020
Miki Santana is a hitter for the Houston Spies, and the alleged scion of the music industry power couple █████████ and █████████. While Santana's purported parents have not publicly acknowledged having any children, their reclusive habits make secret offspring plausible. █████████ and █████████'s halftime performance during the Spies' playoff win against the Hades Tigers in season 1 only served to further propagate rumors of a connection.
During a game against the Seattle Garages on Day 76 of Season 3, a rogue umpire incinerated Miki Santana. She was replaced by Fitzgerald Blackburn.
She will be dearly missed.
Rumors that the body found at the scene actually belonged to one "Mimi Santana" were quickly dispelled by the commissioner's office[1]. If Miki Santana did assume a false identity, leave town, and is currently enjoying her retirement on a beach somewhere, there's absolutely no evidence of such a thing.
