Mclaughlin Scorpler

Mclaughlin Scorpler is a batter for the New York Millennials. Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of his Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.

Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.

Trivia

Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"

Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
They are a Scorpio.