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Mclaughlin Scorpler is a batter for the New York Millennials. Scorpler has been with the team since Season 1.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film Drive on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.

Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.

There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.

Trivia

Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"

Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
They are a Scorpio.
Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.

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-Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Goosling in the XX11 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Goosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.
+Scorpler has traditionally worn the official jacket sported by Ryan Gosling in the 2011 film ''Drive'' on top of their Blaseball jersey while at bat. They both share the same birthday and Gosling himself presented Scorpler with the jacket as a birthday gift. They have been happily married for 12 years.
 Scorpler does not have a driver's license, however this has not seemed to stop them from driving for the ride-sharing app Uber.
-There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Dlayne “The Block” Johnson|Dlayne "The Block" Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.
+There have been reports from Hollywood journalists that Scorpler, and [[Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson]] are on shaky terms. This is likely due to a recent fight between the two after Mr. Johnson refused to accept Mclaughlin Scorpler as the one true Scorpion King.
 == Trivia ==
 * Scorpler has named their bat "The Stinger"
+* Scorpler's favorite music artist is Sting. They have shared many a lunch together.
+* Scorpler's favorite wrestler is Sting. Scorpler taught Sting The Scorpion Deathlock.
 * Scorpler's favorite film series is The Scorpion King.
 * Scorpler is known to only play Scorpion in the Mortal Kombat game series. Even when playing another fighting game, they insist and ask if they can play Scorpion.
-*Scorpler's favorite band is The Sclorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
+*Scorpler's favorite band is The Scorpions. Whenever Scorpler takes the mound, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" is played.
 *They are a Scorpio.
 *Scorpler has previously worked as a tour guide on an amphibious Frog Boat, but was fired after commandeering the boat to reach a Millenials' game they were late for.