Marquez Clark

Marquez Clark
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Alive
Batting	★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★★★
Running	★★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Glimpsing the infinite
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	58
Soulscream	EAEAOEAEAOEEHAUHEHAUHEXHAUHXHAUHXIEAIUIEAIUIOHAEOOHAEOOEXIIEEXIIEEHAAEUHAAEUHOXAHIOXAHIOIIAUOIIAUOI
Biographical Details
Species	Cricket Player

Marquez Clark is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Clark has been playing for the team since Season 1.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Clark is a Earth Human cricket player. As of right now, it is currently unknown as to how he came to play the great sport of Blaseball. His British accent certifiably is certifiably Not Real, as he is a Kansas City native. One day he just showed up with a poorly performed accent and a full suit of cricket gear. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Adil Rashid, a real British cricket player.

Additional Mannerisms Noticed by Splorts-fans:

• If Clark hits the ball in-bounds, he will run between second base and home repeatedly to score. As section 4 of the recovered Blaseball rules does not specify how a run is scored, Referees have allowed this.
• Clark has a separate dugout cooler that contains Earl Grey Tea rather than orange splorts drink.
• Between at-bats Clark will loudly discuss current trends in Parliament with Grey Alvarado over tea. The two of them seem to be good friends, despite Grey being a constitutional monarchist and also physically unable to speak about politics.
• Clark’s cricket bat is made from Kashmir Walnut, with “God Save the Queen” carved in Khokerdar undercut style on the rear side of the blade and a “007” sticker on the toe guard.
• Running on London time, Clark routinely shows up six hours early to home games.
• Clark usually arrives at the open meadow on the outskirts of town in his lime green 1975 Reliant Robin, cursing about “the bloody traffic on the M4 Eastbound.”
• Marquez Clark favors Beatles hits for his walk-up music. His default song is usually the 1964 “Kansas City / Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey”. If playing during an eclipse, he will often switch out for “Mr. Moonlight” followed by “Here comes the Sun.”

Some speculate that the British mannerisms are just an act, and that "Marq" Clark is actually a double-agent working for the Houston Spies… However, this has been said about every player on every team in every splort, so the odds of it being true are [redacted].