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Urlacher received the title of Knight for being the only known person to venture into the Hellmouth and live to tell the tale. Rumors say it was completely by accident on a 10 day acid trip with some of their lovers and teammates. Still to this day Urlacher will not confirm the truth or disclose the mysterious entity that gave them the title of Knight. | Urlacher received the title of Knight for being the only known person to venture into the Hellmouth and live to tell the tale. Rumors say it was completely by accident on a 10 day acid trip with some of their lovers and teammates. Still to this day Urlacher will not confirm the truth or disclose the mysterious entity that gave them the title of Knight. | ||
| − | Given the blaseball prowess of | + | Given the blaseball prowess of their offspring, [[Baby Urlacher]], it is said that Knight Urlacher may possess some sort of inheritable blaseball DNA. It is unknown if this is natural or the product of genetic alteration. |
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Revision as of 17:56, 2 August 2020
Knight Urlacher is a player for, and team captain of the San Francisco Lovers. Proud, proud parent of Baby Urlacher.
Urlacher received the title of Knight for being the only known person to venture into the Hellmouth and live to tell the tale. Rumors say it was completely by accident on a 10 day acid trip with some of their lovers and teammates. Still to this day Urlacher will not confirm the truth or disclose the mysterious entity that gave them the title of Knight.
Given the blaseball prowess of their offspring, Baby Urlacher, it is said that Knight Urlacher may possess some sort of inheritable blaseball DNA. It is unknown if this is natural or the product of genetic alteration.
