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=== '''The Fungal Shopkeeper''' ===
Kirkland is a network of bioluminescent mushrooms that can take the form of a humanoid figure when ey needs to interact with other players/people in the park. Many believe this is mostly for the comfort of others as ey does not need to talk to communicate.

Sobremesa runs a shop in Yellowstone, selling various items ey collected with eir uncanny knack of finding just the right things. Kirk joined the team on accident after a miscommunication about delivering an order to Bevan Wise, at which point, ey saw the team needed someone to step in. During interviews, Sobremesa has stated ey want to help take care of all the people ey watched help out around the park, despite eir limited understanding of blaseball as an actual sport.